Photo-Crafting

Today, I'd like to focus my post on some Photoshopping. These are clearly not the greatest quality (as they were made for Myspace), but they were certainly the most fun. Most of the photos started with the same picture of a rotini, and I just kinda worked from there.


We shall start with the politically incorrect image, note the vaguely swollen eye area. Poor noodle. :(

If there are children under the age of 13 in the room, please shield their eyes. This next photo is not for the faint of heart... or stomach.

Now I needed to prove that I got soul, so I present to you the Jive Noodle. What it is, mamma? Ain't no thaaaang.

Sometimes, you just feel like being discreet. This noodle just wanted to be left alone.


I'm not a very Easterly person, but the rotini wanted to get into that holiday spirit.

We had some good flooding here a few years back, and rotini sent me a photo of his family, drowning in a flash flood while playing basketball. Don't worry, no noodles were harmed during the taking of this photo. To be honest though, they ended up pretty soggy.

It was time to graduate from the pasta, but I couldn't just jump right into a new topic. I retired the rotini. And since I particularly dislike spaghetti, I didn't mind letting the deer eat it for this photo. For the record, the plate of pasta was not there in the original photo. I do not condone feeding empty carbs to wild animals.


This last photo is a personal attack on a particularly annoying segment of youth today. *gag*
Ok, the photo below this has nothing to do with photo-crafting. I just wanted to show you a pic of me rolling with my Homies™. 'Cause that's how I do.